QTIAD v1c3
Quick Transmigration: I'm Almost Dead
v1c3 - Big Shot (3/20)
Translated by gudetokki.
Xia Hong asked, "Are you really Zhou Yi*?"
*Zhou Yi = Monday
Chen You said, "Yes, not Tuesday or Wednesday, nor Friday and Saturday."
Xia Hong rolled his eyes, he was still in shock. This man suddenly became enlightened like a changed person.
"Don’t think that having coaxed Brother Qiang means you can do this business."
Xia Hong said as he walked, "I tell you, there are many people racking their brains to squeeze into that door tonight, with more tricks than fleas on dogs. Even I have to wait behind someone’s ass, let alone you."
Chen You asked, "When are we going to gather?"
Xia Hong glared at him, "What’s the hurry!"
After Xia Hong took off his makeup and carefully picked out a set of outfit to wear, the vulgar moneyboy suddenly transformed into a clean and pure college student.
"Don’t you know that student who is weak, naive, confused and sacred will make people want to violate, commit crime and abuse?"
He adjusted his collar showing a slender white neck that could really evoke the appetite of others. "The perverts who come to Gold, most of them are fat, oil-dripping rich people."
Chen You said, "I’ve been enlightened."
Xia Hong found it much more comfortable to communicate with him now, "Do you really want to wear this beggar look?"
Chen You, "I have inner beauty*."
*Beautiful inside.
"Inner beauty?" Xia Hong sneered. "In our line of work, the inner has long been riddled with holes and rotten, like hell it’s beautiful."
Chen You shot him a glance.
Xia Hong turned around uncomfortably, "Let’s go."
In the elevator, Chen You looked at the ascending number and asked in his heart, "Three 4s, ask you something."
There was no response.
"444."
"Ding."
"Do you offer any props? For example, quick-acting heart-saving pills?"
"Ding, yes." 444, "It costs 100 Good points*."
*good thoughts value.
Chen You, "..."
He gritted his teeth and said, "Don’t you have a free one? A novice gift package?"
"Ding. The gift package has been sent to you, please pay attention to check."
Chen You looked up and foolishly waited for a big gift pack to drop from above but till his neck ached, there wasn’t a fart. He felt around his pocket and touched something, when he took it out his hand shook.
"A chewing gum? This is the gift package?"
"Ding. Mr. Chen, this is not an ordinary chewing gum."
"This is a f*cking ordinary chewing gum!"
Chen You was about to throw it away when he heard the voice in his head say, "This item is a benefit only for new client and not for sale. Its fragrance has wonderful effect. Even in the late stage of rabies, can still turn one into a loyal dog in seconds."
"Why didn’t you say so, such a good thing should be taken out earlier." Chen You held it in his palm like a treasure. "How long is the effect?"
"Ding, 24 hours."
That was enough. Chen You was full of confidence, everything was ready, he only needed to maintain the status quo.
Hearing the 'heheh' laughter in his ear, Xia Hong got the goosebumps. "Why are you laughing so eerily?"
Chen You grinned. "I was daydreaming."
Xia Hong, "..."
The elevator door opened and Chen You and Xia Hong went out together. He glanced over the corridor. The top floor was indeed different, the wall lights, carpets, calligraphy and paintings... these decorations compared to the fourth floor’s were like heaven and earth.
There were whispers coming from the front and there were more than a dozen people gathered there.
A dagger hidden behind a smile was the introduction to Gold. All those who came in had varying degrees of miserable past, but here, secrets were worthless as no one would be interested in your story.
What the customers wanted was enjoyment while the boss wanted to see value and everything else had to be hidden under the waistband.
Tonight was the most lively, intense and smoky night in Gold. Those people were all dressed up meticulously, not a hair out of place, wishing they could change skins. Chen You's ten yuan pajamas, round collar t-shirt and trousers suddenly became an exception.
Being stared at by a dozen pairs of eyes harboring malicious intentions, Chen You nonchalantly grabbed the collar of his t-shirt and wiped his sweat casually and rudely.
Everyone, "..." It was they who worried too much.
Xia Hong’s mouth twitched.
The gold-inlaid door suddenly opened and a foreman came out with five people; youthful, tender and white youngsters who were in their prime of life. They all hung their heads and looked as pale as death, two of them were still crying.
It was as though the guest inside was not a spender, but His Majesty the Emperor. They were not elected into the harem, missed out on the glory and wealth, and remained lowly all their lives.
A batch of five people, went in and went out again. It would soon reach Chen You and Xia Hong’s turn.
The foreman looked at Chen You and then looked again to confirm if his eyes weren't playing tricks on him, "Which floor are you from?"
Chen You answered, "Third floor."
The surrounding people gave scornful looks. Xia Hong silently distanced himself with a face of 'I don’t know him'.
The foreman frowned, as if looking at a piece of garbage, "Then what are you doing here?"
Chen You replied, "It was Brother Qiang’s intention."
The foreman went to the side to make a phone call to confirm. He came back again and squinted at the young man in front of him. Even if you’re lacking, you can still get ahead by being flexible in mind, quick with one’s mouth and hard at work, then you may also have a chance to climb to the top.
"Everyone, follow me in."
As soon as the door opened, everything inside was exposed to everyone’s vision.
On a dark brown leather sofa sat three men, all dressed alike, their long legs clad in high-grade trousers and custom-made leather shoes.
The man on the left was beautiful, the man in the middle had a hostile air, and the man on the right looked gentle and refined.
The three of them had a formidable aura and simply turned the romantic place into a company’s meeting room; serious and heavy.
Chen You’s eyes slightly narrowed and his gaze rested on the man in the middle but no task hint appeared.
He frowned, it seemed like the other party was not the target.
This made Chen You very disappointed. He was dejected, and damn, he was hungry again.
As the foreman directed, everyone introduced themselves one by one and each of them had their own characteristics.
When it was Xia Hong’s turn, Chen You saw him pinch his thigh hard in his peripheral vision. His eyes became wet and he spoke with a nasal sound, soft and weak, want to cry but won’t cry, lovely and touching.
Chen You was full of admiration. This level, let alone the Film Academy, he would absolutely receive many awards until his hands went soft.
Once Xia Hong finished speaking, it was Chen You’s turn.
"My name is Chen... Zhou... Xiang Xiang... cough cough... cough cough cough..."
At the crucial time, Chen You’s throat seemed to be scratched by a finger and it itched to death. He coughed his back with tears in his eyes and his body trembled like a sick ghost.
The foreman’s forehead was sweating. He bowed his head, apologized repeatedly and hurriedly dragged the sick ghost out lest he angered the three masters.
At the doorway, Chen You looked back and at that moment his eyes immediately widened.
A screen had appeared out of thin air on top of the head of the gentle, refined man with warm temperament. It was just starting the input mode and began to pop out one word at a time.
Chen You had a problem, he liked to read aloud everything he saw. Thus, when he saw the information floating over the man’s head, he read it automatically, "Qin Feng, 41 years old, both parents are dead..."
There was dead silence in the room.
Qin Feng put down his crossed legs, his black leather shoe rubbed the ground with a dull thud. He flicked the cigar between his fingers and raised his black eyes behind the lenses, his gaze was like a hawk.
The crowd held their breath and was scared witless.
The other two men looked amused and waited to watch the play.
Chen You gritted his teeth. He suddenly pushed the foreman aside and quickly took out the chewing gum. Without even tearing off the wrapping paper, he stuffed it into his mouth and rushed over to blow on the man.
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v1c3 - Big Shot (3/20)
Translated by gudetokki.
Ch3 - Daydreaming
Xia Hong asked, "Are you really Zhou Yi*?"
*Zhou Yi = Monday
Chen You said, "Yes, not Tuesday or Wednesday, nor Friday and Saturday."
Xia Hong rolled his eyes, he was still in shock. This man suddenly became enlightened like a changed person.
"Don’t think that having coaxed Brother Qiang means you can do this business."
Xia Hong said as he walked, "I tell you, there are many people racking their brains to squeeze into that door tonight, with more tricks than fleas on dogs. Even I have to wait behind someone’s ass, let alone you."
Chen You asked, "When are we going to gather?"
Xia Hong glared at him, "What’s the hurry!"
After Xia Hong took off his makeup and carefully picked out a set of outfit to wear, the vulgar moneyboy suddenly transformed into a clean and pure college student.
"Don’t you know that student who is weak, naive, confused and sacred will make people want to violate, commit crime and abuse?"
He adjusted his collar showing a slender white neck that could really evoke the appetite of others. "The perverts who come to Gold, most of them are fat, oil-dripping rich people."
Chen You said, "I’ve been enlightened."
Xia Hong found it much more comfortable to communicate with him now, "Do you really want to wear this beggar look?"
Chen You, "I have inner beauty*."
*Beautiful inside.
"Inner beauty?" Xia Hong sneered. "In our line of work, the inner has long been riddled with holes and rotten, like hell it’s beautiful."
Chen You shot him a glance.
Xia Hong turned around uncomfortably, "Let’s go."
In the elevator, Chen You looked at the ascending number and asked in his heart, "Three 4s, ask you something."
There was no response.
"444."
"Ding."
"Do you offer any props? For example, quick-acting heart-saving pills?"
"Ding, yes." 444, "It costs 100 Good points*."
*good thoughts value.
Chen You, "..."
He gritted his teeth and said, "Don’t you have a free one? A novice gift package?"
"Ding. The gift package has been sent to you, please pay attention to check."
Chen You looked up and foolishly waited for a big gift pack to drop from above but till his neck ached, there wasn’t a fart. He felt around his pocket and touched something, when he took it out his hand shook.
"A chewing gum? This is the gift package?"
"Ding. Mr. Chen, this is not an ordinary chewing gum."
"This is a f*cking ordinary chewing gum!"
Chen You was about to throw it away when he heard the voice in his head say, "This item is a benefit only for new client and not for sale. Its fragrance has wonderful effect. Even in the late stage of rabies, can still turn one into a loyal dog in seconds."
"Why didn’t you say so, such a good thing should be taken out earlier." Chen You held it in his palm like a treasure. "How long is the effect?"
"Ding, 24 hours."
That was enough. Chen You was full of confidence, everything was ready, he only needed to maintain the status quo.
Hearing the 'heheh' laughter in his ear, Xia Hong got the goosebumps. "Why are you laughing so eerily?"
Chen You grinned. "I was daydreaming."
Xia Hong, "..."
The elevator door opened and Chen You and Xia Hong went out together. He glanced over the corridor. The top floor was indeed different, the wall lights, carpets, calligraphy and paintings... these decorations compared to the fourth floor’s were like heaven and earth.
There were whispers coming from the front and there were more than a dozen people gathered there.
A dagger hidden behind a smile was the introduction to Gold. All those who came in had varying degrees of miserable past, but here, secrets were worthless as no one would be interested in your story.
What the customers wanted was enjoyment while the boss wanted to see value and everything else had to be hidden under the waistband.
Tonight was the most lively, intense and smoky night in Gold. Those people were all dressed up meticulously, not a hair out of place, wishing they could change skins. Chen You's ten yuan pajamas, round collar t-shirt and trousers suddenly became an exception.
Being stared at by a dozen pairs of eyes harboring malicious intentions, Chen You nonchalantly grabbed the collar of his t-shirt and wiped his sweat casually and rudely.
Everyone, "..." It was they who worried too much.
Xia Hong’s mouth twitched.
The gold-inlaid door suddenly opened and a foreman came out with five people; youthful, tender and white youngsters who were in their prime of life. They all hung their heads and looked as pale as death, two of them were still crying.
It was as though the guest inside was not a spender, but His Majesty the Emperor. They were not elected into the harem, missed out on the glory and wealth, and remained lowly all their lives.
A batch of five people, went in and went out again. It would soon reach Chen You and Xia Hong’s turn.
The foreman looked at Chen You and then looked again to confirm if his eyes weren't playing tricks on him, "Which floor are you from?"
Chen You answered, "Third floor."
The surrounding people gave scornful looks. Xia Hong silently distanced himself with a face of 'I don’t know him'.
The foreman frowned, as if looking at a piece of garbage, "Then what are you doing here?"
Chen You replied, "It was Brother Qiang’s intention."
The foreman went to the side to make a phone call to confirm. He came back again and squinted at the young man in front of him. Even if you’re lacking, you can still get ahead by being flexible in mind, quick with one’s mouth and hard at work, then you may also have a chance to climb to the top.
"Everyone, follow me in."
As soon as the door opened, everything inside was exposed to everyone’s vision.
On a dark brown leather sofa sat three men, all dressed alike, their long legs clad in high-grade trousers and custom-made leather shoes.
The man on the left was beautiful, the man in the middle had a hostile air, and the man on the right looked gentle and refined.
The three of them had a formidable aura and simply turned the romantic place into a company’s meeting room; serious and heavy.
Chen You’s eyes slightly narrowed and his gaze rested on the man in the middle but no task hint appeared.
He frowned, it seemed like the other party was not the target.
This made Chen You very disappointed. He was dejected, and damn, he was hungry again.
As the foreman directed, everyone introduced themselves one by one and each of them had their own characteristics.
When it was Xia Hong’s turn, Chen You saw him pinch his thigh hard in his peripheral vision. His eyes became wet and he spoke with a nasal sound, soft and weak, want to cry but won’t cry, lovely and touching.
Chen You was full of admiration. This level, let alone the Film Academy, he would absolutely receive many awards until his hands went soft.
Once Xia Hong finished speaking, it was Chen You’s turn.
"My name is Chen... Zhou... Xiang Xiang... cough cough... cough cough cough..."
At the crucial time, Chen You’s throat seemed to be scratched by a finger and it itched to death. He coughed his back with tears in his eyes and his body trembled like a sick ghost.
The foreman’s forehead was sweating. He bowed his head, apologized repeatedly and hurriedly dragged the sick ghost out lest he angered the three masters.
At the doorway, Chen You looked back and at that moment his eyes immediately widened.
A screen had appeared out of thin air on top of the head of the gentle, refined man with warm temperament. It was just starting the input mode and began to pop out one word at a time.
Chen You had a problem, he liked to read aloud everything he saw. Thus, when he saw the information floating over the man’s head, he read it automatically, "Qin Feng, 41 years old, both parents are dead..."
There was dead silence in the room.
Qin Feng put down his crossed legs, his black leather shoe rubbed the ground with a dull thud. He flicked the cigar between his fingers and raised his black eyes behind the lenses, his gaze was like a hawk.
The crowd held their breath and was scared witless.
The other two men looked amused and waited to watch the play.
Chen You gritted his teeth. He suddenly pushed the foreman aside and quickly took out the chewing gum. Without even tearing off the wrapping paper, he stuffed it into his mouth and rushed over to blow on the man.
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this was so funny ! 😂
ReplyDeleteThat.... was kinda of a.... Strong approach eh!
ReplyDeleteWTF?! Why is he blowing on the target ? It's not like he is a birthday candle, is he?
ReplyDeleteI'm dying. XD XD XD
ReplyDeletePfftt ! I bet that wrapping paper is so damn delicious.
ReplyDeleteHe read the info OUT LOUD? 🤣
ReplyDeleteWhen foreman was mentioned I can't help but remember the foreman from the Ms Saigon play. The foreman there is a pimp at night so basically I guess the foreman here prolly means 'pimp'.
Ah,so damn funny.
ReplyDeleteDamn i can feel the second-hand embarrassment in this one oh boi-
ReplyDeleteTHE SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT IS JUST ����
ReplyDeletePls I had to stop reading and watch something else before reading this again.. The second hand embarassment is REAL ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
ReplyDeleteDamn! That was one hell of a disaster... Imagine how embarrassing that is����oh no... I can't I'm dying of laughing ��
ReplyDeleteSo embarrassing!!! 😅😅😅ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
ReplyDeleteI laughed so muchhh when he coughed his eyeballs out coz that happened to me the other night, I was simply when reading when I felt an unbearable itch to the throat then I coughed nonstop while reaching for water. It was awful
ReplyDeletei forgot how embarrassing u are 🤷♀
ReplyDeleteHahahaH wtf
ReplyDeleteI read this novel a long time ago, and although I liked it and found it funny, I didn't remember what bothered me about the first arc. Now I remember...The MC who is not even twenty years old, being with the ml who is old enough to be his father 🤡 they don't get tired with a ten year age difference, now it's twenty
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