QTIAD v2c1

T/N: Start of Arc 2! Warning for dark themes since the premise is in prison. I might also be wrong with some prison terms. I’m still reading while translating so not sure what will come up.

Quick Transmigration: I’m Almost Dead
v2c1 - Imprisoned (1/25)
Translated by gudetokki.

Notes: Addresses of people will be retained, eg. -zi for younger, lao- for older, -ge = brother, -dage = big brother, xiao- = little.

Ch1 - So annoying

When Chen You woke up, what filled his ears were vulgar curses, repressed screams and noisy laughters.

He rubbed his eyes and rubbed them again. All around him were crew-cut heads, uniformly dressed in dark blue prison uniforms with numbers on their chest.

Chen You looked down at himself, he was also wearing a f*cking dark blue prison uniform and the number on his chest was 1579.

This place was an all-male prison.

"Dammit, system, you deceived me again!"

The system threw back the iron pot that was thrown over, "Ding, the first world is random. This world is picked by you."

Chen You wanted to cry. Impossible, he was already dead, how could his luck still be so bad?

"Hahahahaha, you all listen, this old fat pig is howling like a bitch!"

There were disturbing noises and Chen You went over to see. A thin, pale middle-aged man was pinned to the ground, his face full of snot and tears, and his mouth was issuing a wuwuwu pitiful sound.

The man who just laughed was raving mad and behind him, a few others were watching. The scene was extremely lively.

Chen You gasped as he saw such a scene that must not be seen if one had a heart disease.

"Boss?"

Chen You’s face was dumbfounded. Who are you calling?

A hand waved in front of his eyes. His heart thumped, you can’t be calling me right?

At this moment, the chaotic memory was like a flood that burst the dam as it rushed into Chen You’s mind all at once.

The owner of this body was called Xiao Fei*, in his 30s, he was framed and imprisoned for ten years. He entered with his two brothers. At the beginning, all three of them acted without regard to life and fought hard with others. They had never lost and became the strongest force in Area D.
*the Xiao here is not the xiao for Little. Xiao = to resemble, Fei = flying.

The original owner was a few years older and helped the other two when they met with trouble, hence they recognized him as their big brother.

Chen You flipped through the memory and from those fragments he could feel the owner’s evil desire to destroy the world. He asked the system, "The target of this mission is really not the original owner?"

"Ding, it should not be."

Chen You’s chest hurt, what do you mean by 'it should not be' ah. "Is it yes or no?"

"Ding, no."

Chen You’s chest hurt even more. The original owner wanted the world destroyed but he was not qualified. Then what would the target want? The destruction of the universe?

He couldn’t help scratching his scalp, my God, all around were men filled with evil thoughts and unfulfilled desires.

If you took a breather here, it’s possible that something would happen. Fortunately, he was the boss and no one would dare to use his ass.

At such a thought, Chen You felt that being a prisoner who lost his freedom was much better than a druggie prostitute in the first world who would climb on any random person with petty money.

"Dong-zi, what is the boss thinking about? His eyes do not move."

"Boss must be thinking of big things."

"What big things?"

"Like I’d know, roll and get lost, don’t disturb the boss!"

Chen You looked at the two men in front of him. Your boss was gone, now there’s only You-ge here.

"Dong-zi, lao-Yu, tell them not to..."

His words came to an abrupt end and Chen You almost bit his tongue. He couldn’t be a good child suddenly or he would be doubted by these people.

However, the middle-aged man on the ground was already bleeding, if they continued to play, he would die of hemorrhage.

"Don’t play wildly. We have to work tomorrow. He also has to work."

"Boss, Hu-zi and them have already loaded the gun, why don’t..."

Chen You said offhandedly, "Then just f*ck each other."

"..."

Dong-zi bared his teeth, turned his head and shouted, "The boss told you all to f*ck each other!"

Lao-Yu added, "One-on-one, one-on-two or one-on-three, all are acceptable."

The room was quiet for a second then boiled over even more.

Those men had seen much of the world but faced with the unexpected situations, they were muddled and began to form temporary pairs. You and I reached a verbal agreement one after another and they got to work very happily.

Chen You lowered his eyes. He still didn’t want to see it. Such crudeness was unsuitable for me, I like little clear fresh*.
*adoring simplicity, elegance, serenity, and independence.

En, not looking.

Afterwards, Chen You raised his head, opened his eyes wide and did not blink, his expression was rich.

Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk...

Gold that place was a low-cost, small-scale production while this heavy filthy area was the action blockbuster.

Dong-zi and lao-Yu aimed their eyes at their boss and grabbed a small white-faced man to bring over.

"Fe...Fe...Fei...Fei-ge..."

Also a little stutterer.

Chen You didn’t want to play but he couldn’t let the others see any flaw. He couldn’t exactly say that he was incapable or it would frighten Dong-zi and lao-Yu to death.

So annoying.

Chen You sighed in his heart while rotating his brain. He said disdainfully, "He’s so small, the asshole must be small too."

Dong-zi laughed 'hehe' lewdly, "Boss, small is more satisfying!"

Chen You, "..." Bro, you know a lot.

"Laozi (I, this father) is afraid of pain." He jumped out of bed and walked to the innermost toilet. "Don’t follow me."

Lao-Yu was dubious, "Dong-zi, this is not right, why does boss still use his right hand?"

Dong-zi touched his chin, "Looks like the boss’s boss is getting bigger again."

Lao-Yu said seriously, "...then next time pick a bigger asshole for the boss."

In the toilet, Chen You let out a whoop. The original owner’s was pretty good even though it was slightly darker and a little ugly. It looked to be used frequently and not well taken care of.

He lifted up his prison uniform’s top and what entered his sight were an expanse of bronze skin, a narrow and thin waist, strong and distinct abdominal muscles with several scars of varying depths, and then further upwards were firm chest muscles and smooth lines.

Further down, there were two long legs full of strength.

The proportion of this body was very good and the male hormones were overwhelming. If thrown into any film, it could give rise to audience shrieks and unknown matters to be sprayed on the screen.

Chen You laughed 'hehehe', did not know what filled his mind, his look was vulgar.

Outside, Dong-zi and lao-Yu looked at each other. The boss was laughing so happily. Could it be that he did not only use his right hand but use left and right hands at the same time?

When Chen You came out, his mouth was still maintaining the 'he' shape, "What are the two of you doing here?"

"Boss, have you resolved it?"

"Do you want me to show you?"

Chen You acted like he was going to undo his pants. Four eyes stared fixedly. F*ck, he already rode the tiger and it’s hard to get off, what should he do?

It’s time to test the speed of his right hand.

Chen You took a deep breath, his right hand quickly tugged and pulled in a flash, "Saw it?"

Dong-zi and lao-Yu rolled their eyes in unison, saw what ghost! They could only open their mouths to say, "We saw it, saw it."

Chen You took a look at the few people around, they were still playing.

Really terrible.

After lights out, Chen You rested his head on his hands and and crossed his legs. From today onwards, he was going to live in a flower and bird market.

Why is he feeling a little excited?

His mouth twitched. It must be an illusion, I’m not that kind of person.

There were about twenty people in the room. A long connected beds ran from one end to the other. Chen You slept at the front with the largest space, followed by lao-Yu and Dong-zi, and then the rest of the crowd.

Inside the high-walled power grid, it was a world with the strongest characteristic of law of the jungle. Without exception, the strongest would have the first choice of food, clothing and shelter.

At present, Chen You was the strongest in Room 15 and even the whole of Area D.

Sounds freaking awesome.

Not a moment later, sounds of grunts, grinding teeth, dreaming shouts, crying, shouting, roaring and all kinds of voices, spread across the room like a wave.

Chen You turned over, turned back and turned over again, pushing aside the leg that fell on his body.

Such a loud noise and stinking smell, only pigs can fall asleep.

He stared at the ceiling and suddenly remembered he now had 10 millions that could be spent, "444, is there something that can block hearing?"

"Ding, there are several kinds, priced at different values of Good points."

"This bro wants the most expensive!" Chen You was extremely smug.

In an instant, his hearing disappeared completely and the surrounding was peaceful.

。。。

The next morning, Chen You was shaken awake. He went to brush his teeth and wash his face in a daze.

Only after he finished washing that the others would take turns to go.

There was a time limit for everything here, including eating.

The canteen was very large and everyone from the block of rooms was let out. The situation was clamorous.

As the boss, Chen You did not have to urgently hurry and queue up. He walked slowly at the back and greeted the passing prison guard.

"Xiong-ge, morning."

Xiong Gang’s face was black and strong, like a gorilla. "A fierce newcomer was admitted to Room 16 yesterday and his background is complex. As soon as he came, he usurped lao-Liu and is now the new cell boss. If you run into him, put your hands and feet in place, also..."

"Tell the people under you to be honest and don’t make any trouble for the time being!"

Chen You sighed in despair. Xiong-dage, I’m just afraid that even if I stay put, someone would come to provoke me.

Could the new fierce guy possibly be the mission target?

He turned the corner and suddenly one side of his butt was grabbed, followed by another one.

Hey, addicted yet?

Chen You paused, turned around and saw a handsome arrogant dog.

The new cell boss of Room 16?

He glanced at the other’s number and confirmed it, but there was no screen on top of his head so he wasn’t the mission target.

Chen You put his hands in his pocket, "What do you mean?"

The arrogant dog approached two steps and smirked evilly, "What do you mean?"

Chen You saw his two unique nostrils and felt like stuffing two scallions in. "I asked you first."

The arrogant dog sneered, "And so?"

He bent his head and blew into Chen You’s ear. "Hey, surname Xiao, your butt is very elastic. I like it. How about playing with me?"

It was evident that he was purposely stirring up trouble to challenge the authority of Area D’s boss.

Since you so want to start trouble, fine, I’ll accompany you to make trouble.

Chen You spotted an armed police not far away. His eyes narrowed and he also moved close to the arrogant dog’s ear. He spat out a line clearly, "You kneel down and beg your Fei-gege, if you make Fei-gege happy, maybe he’ll play with you."

The arrogant dog’s face immediately turned malevolent. He held Chen You’s collar in one hand and was so angry that his teeth clattered.

Chen You immediately turned his head and shouted in the direction of the armed police. "What the f*ck are you trying to do?"

If Area D’s boss and Room 16’s cell boss really fought, it could trigger a big riot.

The shout alarmed the armed police. He came to stop the situation from deteriorating, directly grabbed his baton and brandished it at the arrogant dog. "1685, do you want to be given special care when you just came in?"

The feeling of being beaten by a baton was too sour and refreshing. Veins stood out on the arrogant dog’s fresh neck and he stared at Chen You angrily.

Chen You raised his middle finger, come on, bite me.


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