QTIAD v2c8

Quick Transmigration: I’m Almost Dead
v2c8 - Imprisoned (8/25)
Translated by gudetokki.

Ch 8 - I’m very pure and simple

The situation of prisoners being transferred after they came in had happened before due to various factors but only this once it caused such a great sensation.

After three days in the cell, the person came out and just lay down for a while before he was restored to normal, this was also unheard of.

This shocked the group of people in Room 15.

The youth looked thin and tall, also fair and clean. Who would have thought he would be strong enough to be that inhuman.

In fact, He Siyang himself could not have thought of it.

When he was dragged out of the cell, he only felt that he was a fish that had been exposed to the scorching sun and was on the verge of death.

After coming across the man and something was passed to him mouth-to-mouth, his body seemed to be filled with endless strength.

At a terrifying speed, it swelled in the bones of his limbs and was about to burst through his blood vessels at any time.

Thinking of what happened before he passed out, He Siyang’s bloodless lips pressed tightly together. From the tip of his tongue to the mouth, and even the stomach and intestine, still felt stained with the breath that did not belong to him, impacting his cerebral cortex.

Next to him, Chen You was thinking about things with his legs crossed. He was thinking of his father, his three brothers in the college dormitory, the cute sister in the class and especially the wonderful time when summer birds flew together.

He suddenly felt a burst of cold air and jumped up reflexively.

The result was a man who missed his footing, lost his balance and fell to the ground.

Lao-Yu and Dong-zi who were waiting to watch the play, "..."

What’s wrong with boss? When one got hold of a pillow, a bed was not a matter of minutes, there should be some activities.

When he came back, he lay down without speaking, just now also made such a drama, like the first time a small couple getting a room being all flustered.

Chen You’s landing posture was too wonderful for words, he almost pulled his legs into two halves. He deeply realized that the pit in his life had expanded, surpassing the Yangtze and Yellow River and being number one in the universe was just around the corner.

One of the guys with a problem in his head asked, "Fei-ge, did you fall?"

Chen You was not happy, "Roll!"

"Yes, yes."

The man knew enough to roll immediately.

Chen You patted the dust on his pants and lay back on the bed. The muscle in his leg was strained and he couldn’t lift it up so he could only point the quilt with his toe.

If he didn’t do something, he would feel terrible and wanted to provoke the mission target.

There was a noise from the side and the person on the bed sat up.

Chen You with a hand on the back of his head, looked sideways and made contact with that gloomy glaze.

If it wasn’t for me being so dedicated, you would still be looking like a ghost now. Want to settle accounts with me afterwards? Bro, do you know what it means to repay a kindness?

All right, I admit that I spat a lot of saliva into your mouth, but that’s the essence of the medicine, okay?

A genius would surely understand this right?

After putting on his shoes, He Siyang spoke hoarsely with a wooden face, "Come with me."

What are you saying? Chen You sneered in his heart, I’m the boss, with so many people watching, do you think I will go?

The next moment, he slowly got off the bed and walked behind He Siyang.

The crowd was petrified.

Chen You’s face didn’t change color, he was calm and collected all the way. He raised a flag and shouted inwardly, 'my ultimate goal is to go home, go home, go home!'

The toilet was the only place in the room that could barely have some privacy and not stinking all day long.

He Siyang pursed his lips.

Chen You also pursed his lips, speak, if you’re not speaking I’m going back, I’ll count to three.

When he counted to two, a voice sounded in the toilet, "What did you feed me?"

"Something that’s good for you." Chen You’s words were full of concern and absolutely sincere. "How do you feel now? You should be much better right."

He Siyang suddenly trapped Chen You on the wall and he felt unusually hot, as if between his chest was a mass of flame.

The heights of the two were almost the same, their breaths and eyes were on the same line.

Chen You’s posture was relaxed as he looked at the youth with an indistinct smile. He did not know that like this, he evoked the desire of others to conquer.

He Siyang’s eyes darkened. "I’ll ask you again, what is it?"

Chen You laughed, "I’ll answer again, it’s something good for you."

After maybe a minute, or 30 to 40 seconds, He Siyang made a move towards Chen You.

The mission was the mission, but Chen You wouldn’t stand still and let people beat him for nothing.

In the cramped space, their left and right were concrete walls, behind which was a horizontal urinal. Their movement was limited and if not careful, one would step on empty air and fell into the urinal.

That is, the kung fu of taking off pants and farting. Both of them stopped.

Chen You spat out a spit with blood, his heart was tired, what should he do to let this damn child know that he meant no harm, really.

"Ok, I won’t hide it from you."

Chen You rubbed his face and it hurt everywhere. "What I fed you was a milk candy."

He Siyang’s panting stopped.

Chen You’s expression was of struggle and hesitation as he assumed a tone of having to reveal a major secret.

"The reason why you recovered so quickly was not the milk candy, but because of my saliva."

He Siyang’s facial expression was indescribable.

"When I was very young, I went up the mountain to cut firewood and accidentally found a cave..."

Chen You looked up with a reminiscent look on his face. His brain was revolving at full speed. Just as he was transferring out a cultivation novel by a great guru, he was interrupted.

"Then you met an unknown beast in the cave, it discovered you but you didn’t die." He Siyang neither warmly nor coldly continued, "When you woke up, the beast was nowhere to be found and there was a strange fruit in your hand. Since you were so hungry, you couldn’t help but eat it."

At this point, he paused in an ambiguous way, "Am I right?"

The corners of Chen You’s mouth twitched severely a few times, Classmate He, it turns out that we’re a kindred spirit.

He Siyang opened his mouth yet again, "So you want to tell me that after you ate that fruit, your saliva can cure all kinds of diseases and has magical effects?"

Chen You touched his nose and suppressed his laugh, saying, "Um... that’s right."

He Siyang said coldly, "Xiao Fei, have you played enough?"

Bro, I’m also forced to ah. Chen You had unspeakable bitterness, he couldn’t tell that he was already dead and his soul now possessed this body.

Also if he started with this, He Siyang would surely come up with several different versions.

"Sometimes, even if you make everything clear, the answer may not be what you want."

He Siyang’s eyes flashed.

"Ask yourself honestly, am I good to you?" Chen You pulled a long face, very disappointed and very sad. "From the second day you came in, I’m good to you, tolerant everywhere and indulge you. Even when you drew a knife at my hand some time ago, the next moment when you were about to be hit, I ran and blocked for you."

"You’re not deaf or blind, you can see and hear. I don’t believe you don’t feel anything at all?"

Why the more he speaks the more it feels like an infatuated woman who falls in love with a heartless man, such a pitiful illusion?

Chen You successfully disgusted himself. He scratched the goosebumps and said, "I really want to recognize you as my younger brother, so I did all those."

"He Siyang, if I have any other thoughts about you, then let me be f*cked (by others) forever."

It’s really vicious enough.

Chen You dropped the sentence and left. He seemed to be too hard on himself this time, if by any chance that sentence comes true...

Bah, crow’s mouth!*
*inauspicious remark / jinx.

He Siyang who was standing in the same place, first moved his finger then put it in his mouth and gnawed it.

After a long time, He Siyang went to the faucet to rinse. He narrowed his eyes, watched the blood gush out and washed away by the water bit by bit.

At this moment, his heart finally got a glimpse of what he wanted and abnormal relief.

Xiao Fei, from now on, we have plenty of time...

You better stop playing with me.

After dark, He Siyang had a fever.

His consciousness was sometimes lucid and sometimes muddled. He could feel a strange presence surrounding him all the time and there was no malice.

Slowly, He Siyang was tired. He chose to give up the struggle and be swallowed up by the darkness.

The prisoners in the room were standing, lying down, sitting or in all kinds of positions, but they were consistently quiet.

Even the poker players were lip-syncing, making no noise.

Chen You sat cross-legged, his brows knotted and his face solemn, as if the person lying next to him was his father.

Lao-Yu and Dong-zi looked and looked again, it was really unbearable.

"Boss, he will be fine."

Chen You thought, how can the little cabbage be okay and then half dead the next. Who knows if there's something wrong with the milk candy. "He’s still burning."

Lao-Yu was an experienced man. He had a common cold and fever all year round. Summer and winter were the high-occurrence seasons.

Too hot was not good, too cold was also not good, he lived such a precarious life.

"Boss, give him a wet towel and wipe his body to cool him down."

Chen You rolled up his sleeves, "Go fetch me a basin of water."

A little while later, the prisoners were sporting strange expressions as they looked at their Fei-ge wiping the face and hands of the prison flower, so thoughtful.

Okay, Fei-ge ah, the face and hands are wiped enough, you should wipe the body now.

The prisoners kept their eyes wide open, afraid of missing a spot.

The next moment, their vision was blocked by a figure and they couldn’t see fart.

"..."

Chen You unbuttoned the youth’s prison uniform and used the towel to wipe up and down. His eyes turned red several times like an old father worrying about his son’s life.

"444, the target will not die right?"

"Ding, will not."

"I am very pure and simple, you cannot lie to me or I will take it seriously."

"Ding, he really will not die."

Chen You sniffed, "Then why is he still so hot?"

"Ding, because he is having a fever."

"..."

Chen You lifted the youth with one hand and wiped his back with a towel using the other hand. "The Evil value doesn’t move at all. I feel like I’m going to accompany him here to sit at the bottom of the prison."

"Ding, don’t lose heart."

"Too late. I already lost heart."

Chen You put the youth back on the bed and began to wipe that place which could not be described. His mood suddenly felt so good it was ready to fly.

"I’m a little little bird, I want to fly ah fly, but I cannot fly high, ao ao ao~"

Dong-zi and lao-Yu were dumbfounded. How can the boss still sing?

They rushed to sneak a peek and thought they had blurred vision. Their boss was looking quite perverted.

"Deep in the quiet night, I always cannot sleep~"

Hearing the boss singing again, Dong-zi and lao-Yu thought, we also cannot sleep ah, this ghost place is cold in winter and hot in summer, watching others come in one by one and leave one by one, and they’re still here.

"I wonder if it’s only my tomorrow that hasn’t become better~"

No, boss, our tomorrow is also not good ah, it’s covered by high walls and electric grids.

Dong-zi and lao-Yu listened for a while. What song is the boss singing, the tune was quite nice to hear.

"Boss, what are you singing?"

"A little bird*."
*song: I’m Just a Little Bird (1990) by Chao Chuan.

"Then is there a big bird?"

Chen You was happy alone, there is ah, I’m holding it but I won’t show it to you.


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Comments

  1. I cracked up at the last line. XD XD XD

    THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK!!

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  2. Hahaha.... So funny... Thanks for the chapter

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  3. This stupid MC ������

    Thank you for another chapter��

    Now when wil the big bird meet little bird again? ��

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  4. I really like the character of this MC, the story is also good.

    Thanks so much for translating!!

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  5. Thanks for the chapter ♡´・ᴗ・`♡

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  6. well... you said yourself that you can't do the f*cking so you can only be f*cked by others...

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  7. CY pls let us see the big bird too

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